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Joke of the Day
"Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it"
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"What did Adele say when she crossed the road? *sing* Hello from the other side!"
"Kids these days don't give a fuck about acid They're all about that base. Credit to /u/Assorted_Jellymemes"
"I fucked a girls butthole."
"Parents, raise your kids well, or they grow up to be like your coworkers."
"A survey recently revealed that 50% of people shit in the shower, do you know what the other 50% do? I didn't think so you filthy twat!"
"""I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow."" -everyone on Facebook"
"I'm leaving you for an NSA officer ""I'm leaving you for an NSA officer,"" she said. ""But why? What does he have that I don't?"" ""He listens to me."""
"What do you call a mountain of kittens. 3000 karma and a gold."
"I wish I were poor for one day. Because being poor every day is not something I like waking up to."