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Joke of the Day

"Don't be silly! A kid's name doesn't affect the type of person they become. Now come and hold my sweet baby Lucifer Charles Manson Hitler."

"There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday Friday."

"Do you know what i did the first time i got a boner? Went outside. I didn't know how big it would get."

"I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up."

"My fast joke Are you a human or a dog"

"Alcohol is nothing but poison But I drink because there are just things inside of me that need to die."

"Why did a man eat a clock? He wanted to pass some time."

"My dog kept chasing people on a bike.. It got so bad, finally I had to take it away from him.."

"Did you hear about the dispensary that was selling suppositories? It turns out they were just blowing smoke up everyone's ass."

"What's a balloon's least favorite music? Pop."