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Joke of the Day

"Don't be silly! A kid's name doesn't affect the type of person they become. Now come and hold my sweet baby Lucifer Charles Manson Hitler."

"What did they egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard. I just got laid."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Cause' freedom rings"

"I do an average of 6 things a day that will keep me out of heaven."

"My life is a circus... I once juggled three fire-breathing girlfriends. Bah-da-BING!"

"A man walks into a bar and says OUCH!"

"Gene Simmons is giving tongue to a Hamas tunnel. His tongue is so long it comes out at the other end of the tunnel."

"I like my women like I like my carrots... Chopped up, in a plastic bag at the back of the freezer."

"I came across a lost kid in my neighborhood the other day Now I have to register everywhere I live and put a sign in my yard :("

"What do you call a musician Trump supporter? A Trump-et"