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Joke of the Day

"Don't be silly! A kid's name doesn't affect the type of person they become. Now come and hold my sweet baby Lucifer Charles Manson Hitler."

"I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever!"

"What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in? The Woof of Wall Street."

"""Blackhat"" opens to just $4M this weekend with a $70M budget, making it the first bomb of 2015. Biggest hack in the movie? Micheal Mann"

"What's the first step in making Bronco cookies? Beat em in a bowl for three hours."

"Where does light go to jail? prism"

"Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)."

"What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog."

"The King and I always have breakfast for dinner on Christmas Eve We call it Yule Brinner."

"Hooking a clock on your belt It would just be a waist of time."