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Joke of the Day

"Old McDonald had a farm and it grew delicious, non-biodegradable french fries."

"So I heard Microsoft pulled the plug after their chat robot slung slurs, ripped Obama and denied the Holocaust... I guess there wasn't enough room for two Trumps in the Republican party."

"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."

"When a guy thinks that older women are more into him than they actually are... Is it an example of the Dunning-Cougar effect?"

"Shoe store employee on phone w/ wife: ""Yea honey I should be home just in time for dinner"" *centipede walks in* ""You've got to be kiddin me"""

"long-term plan is to let my debt build into the millions and when I die have a golden tombstone that says COME COLLECT IT IN HELL, TAX MAN"

"Why are a lot of Italians named Tony? Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, ""TO NY""."

"Orange Soda I've always dreamt of having a cock as long as a 2 litre bottle of orange soda, and just as wide. It's just Fanta-sea really"

"What do you call a prostitute working for Disney? High Ho, High Ho"

"What's in a Paul Walker shot ? An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball"