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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Jack is angry with his beans? Jack and the beans talk"
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"Did you hear about the shooting at the blind school? They never saw it coming."
"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."
"Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to ""ruff it!"
"What's infinity minus one? A sideways seven."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Small, dark, and made by my parents."
"What's a tongue twister? When your tang gets all tongueled up."
"Nurse: You can come inside now. *Stands up* *Dusts off jacket* *Straightens bow tie* *Fastens cufflinks* *Ahem* ""That's what she said"""
"The necrophilia is strong with this one This is my best friend. She enjoys pina coladas, long walks on the beach, and the feeling of cold dead skin upon her body. http://imgur.com/Rie20hf"
"Tasteless but SFW What do you call a group of elderly virgins? Dried Cherries"