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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Jack is angry with his beans? Jack and the beans talk"
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"My son asked me to get a tartan shirt for his birthday. So far I've only got him the prostitute."
"An irishman walks out of a bar ."
"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat The bartender says ""Put that back you thief!"""
"So I decided to buy nineteen dollars worth of white guilt the other day... ...or as other people call it Twelve Years A Slave."
"I got a new job working in an underwear factory I'll be pulling down 800 a week"
"A girl's ass is like an onion... ...It'll give you really bad breath if you eat it raw!"
"Last night I dreamed that I was a homeless dog It was pretty *ruff*."
"back in my day, we had to print out a tweet and hand it to a friend for a retweet. you kids got it easy ""shut the fuck up grandma"""
"That really wasn't nice of Dorothy to say ""I'll miss you most of all"" to Scarecrow with Lion & Tin Man standing right there."