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Joke of the Day

"Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex."

"POP RACIST MATH PROBLEM QUIZ! Jamal has $600 rims on his car. He's traveling at 45 mph. How many children does Jamal have? show your work."

"Why do cows huddle together when it rains? To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other"

"Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!"

"The real problem with kissing a perfect 10 The cops come chasing after you"

"Mr. Trump, what will you do as President? TRUMP: I'll outlaw shredded cheese and only sell blocks Why? TRUMP: To make America grate again"

"How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar? Even the pool tables have no balls"

"After I ask a stranger if I can pet their dog and they say yes, I like to respond, ""I'll keep that in mind"" and walk off"

"Which states is Bernie most popular in? Denmark, Sweden and Norway."

"I hate looking in the mirror. Whenever I do, there is always some asshole blocking my way."