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Joke of the Day

"What if cats are born with names & the fact that we call them names that aren't those names is the reason they act irrationally towards us?"

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"I kinda want one of those priest collar thingys. If it gets me through airport security fast AND keeps kids away from me. I'm in."
"[NSFW] Never look down on someone Unless you're getting head"
"A coworker wouldn't stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes."
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"A son tells his father that the first driving lesson was great. Until the police stopped the stolen car!"
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"""Yoda, are we supposed to be here?"" ""Off course we are."""
"When I was a kid, I would launch Hamsters and other small rodents in my model rockets. I called it the Gerbil Space Program."