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Joke of the Day
"Today I decided to burn a lot of calories... So I lit a fat kid on fire!!!"
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"Where did the gay Wizard go? He disappeared with a poof."
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"I think i just wrote a joke out of my pathetic love life while fixing supper and here it goes. What does a bachelor eat the most? Balonely sandwiches."
"Cops are like women. Can't live with them, can't live without them. And they're a bunch of pussies."
"Anyone know where I could find a bunch of ""Glad You Aren't Here"" postcards to send out when I go on my vacation in a few weeks? I'll need about 50 of them."
"Does anyone want a vacuum cleaner? Mine's just gathering dust."
"Do you know what Jafar's original name was? Male-ficient."
"You know it's love when you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code."
"A woman walks into a green grocers. She asks the man behind the counter for a cucumber. He asks her: ""Whole or sliced?"" She replies: ""I've got a fanny, not a fucking slot machine!"""