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Joke of the Day

"Whats up? My dick."

"Make a Fire Q: How do you make a fire with two sticks? A: Make sure one is a match!"

"Some bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."

"How do you reheat a cold war? You nuke it."

"""Sweating bullets"" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot."

"Knock knock, interrupting cat (warning, do NOT tell joke in busy public areas) Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cat Interrupting ca... MMEEAAOOWW"

"What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction? Stupid, filthy habitses!"

"Share the most offensive and politically incorrect jokes you know."

"*lays head on homeless guys lap* ""You would not believe the day I had"""

"Not usually a big fan of God, but I have admit telling Cruz to run for president then making him lose to a reality TV clown was an A+ prank."