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Joke of the Day
"Real frogs call him Kermit The Fraud."
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"My husband asked me why I never blink during sex, I told him there just isn't enough time."
"What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate? A wookiee talkie."
"If the Charleston killer had been playing Call Of Duty... ...he would have 9 to 0 racial"
"The police came to my house earlier and said my dog had chased someone on a bike... I said, ""You must be joking, officer. My dog doesn't have a bike!"""
"Would it be wrong to give terminally ill children tattoos? I mean... it's not like they'll grow up to regret them. :("
"What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !"
"What do space aliens put on their windows? Venutian blinds."
"Yea, in life Jesus was a great man... ...but it was only when he was nailed to the cross that he became holy."
"My Welsh mate was found dead yesterday. He died the way he would have wanted to go... He passed away peacefully in his sheep"