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Joke of the Day

"Real frogs call him Kermit The Fraud."

"Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that ""love handles"" referred to her ears?"

"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelvehardened criminals escaped."

"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"

"What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly? A dead bird."

"What's a pirates favorite thing to eat? The booty."

"We should rename Reddit to Redpost. Because everything is a repost."

"Wet wipes are tissues who like to party."

"I am Buzz Aldrin; The second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me."

"How is a Ska band the opposite of a rhinocerus? Horns in the back Asshole up front."