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Joke of the Day

"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelvehardened criminals escaped."

"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around. I actually felt like I was on the voice."

"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe? ||elephant||||giraffe||sin()"

"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""

"Man drowned in Muesli Got pulled in by a strong currant"

"Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing. It was an unexpected Journey."

"Him: I'm tolerant of the gay lifestyle. A neighbor of mine was gay. Me: Thanks. I'm tolerant of yours too. A neighbor of mine was an idiot."

"Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D"

"The worst part of going to church with my family is when we get caught on the Kiss Cam."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb.. ? Just Juan!"