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Joke of the Day
"Mars: I'm wet... NASA: I'm coming!"
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"Q: What's the best pickup line to use in a gay bar? A: May I push in your stool?"
"What do you call an escape artist dog? Basset Houndini"
"""why do they have such a nice house?"" -- my review of every movie"
"Syria has appealed for international assistance today, after a boatload of 500 Greeks arrived seeking a better life."
"Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license? Because it means they *cantaloupe*"
"What has four hairy legs and sleeps with my sister? My father and I"
"[coworker starts talking to me at my cubicle] Welp, nice chatting. This is my stop. [puts in earbuds]"
"Me: Just to be safe, we should quarantine Texas and nuke it from space. CW: That seems like an overreaction to Ebola. Me: They have Ebola?"
"I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me ""Calm down kid, you're two tents.""."