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Joke of the Day

"Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license? Because it means they *cantaloupe*"

"Nobody in Yemen likes the Flintstones. Which is funny, because people of Abu Dhabi do."

"Are you all right? No, you are all left!"

"My girlfriend is like the square root of 2. Irrational."

"Im not white im Jewish.."

"Told my pregnant boss this: Is it OK for you to drink while pregnant... if you're gonna give the baby up for adoption? She laughed at least. But I no longer work there"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9"

"Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time"" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)"

"2 nazis walk into a bar"

"I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see."