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Joke of the Day

"Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license? Because it means they *cantaloupe*"

"Skeletor: Nice ride He-Man: Thanks Skeletor: Prince Adam has a pet tiger too He-Man: Yeah? Complete different guy though"

"I think I'm gonna fail my Women in Islam class The course covers everything"

"Answer: ""On Wisconsin"" Question: ""Where will Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"""

"Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*"

"Q: What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? A: They both don't drive tractors."

"Capcom is developing a new game based on Donald Trump... It's called President Evil."

"How does a secret agent have sex? He does it undercover!"

"You must be pretty famous! After all; bill gates did name his company after your dick."

"My fire alarm just went off because I took my shower. Ya, I know I'm hot when I'm naked, but come on now, let's all just calm down."