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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between ""Fake News"" and CNN? I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you?"

"What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles? A candle-nah-brah"

"A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"I'm hosting a benefit for people who struggle, to reach orgasm. Let me know if you can't come"

"If you think you aren't creative, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello to the other side."

"The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father."

"that sinking feeling... when you're on the Titanic"

"Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins."

"She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean She was the best damn printer that I've ever seen"