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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between ""Fake News"" and CNN? I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you?"

"Kids are like bears. If you play dead eventually they'll leave you alone."

"I didn't believe women were getting their assholes bleached Then my sisters boyfriend took his hat off..."

"He's 52, from now on let's just call him John Depp."

"I was going to tell you a joke about women's rights... ...But it would have been too funny"

"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick."

"Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession."

"A nurse reached into her pocket looking for her pen and found a rectal thermometer instead. She turned to her colleague and said ""some asshole has got my pen""."

"A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year."

"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."