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Joke of the Day

"Trumps penis is so big... That on a (qwerty) keyboard it stretches all the way from A to Z"

"What does the old Nazi call his favorite reclining chair? Mein Kampfy chair."

"Had a German plumber over today And he managed to plug our gas line to the shower. Guess old habits is hard to get out of Edit: spelling"

"What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home? Cantaloupe"

"Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church Priest says 'you're not allowed in here! Get out!' Higgs Boson looks at him confused, 'but without me you can't have mass.'"

"It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume)."

"People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law."

"Donald Trump has a new plan for solving the conflict of interest of him owning his business empire and being President He's going to put America into a blind trust."

"I am a waiter in need of false teeth. Do I need to look for a new job? I don't think indentured servants are legal any more."

"I like my women like my beer... Cold and with the head blown off."