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Joke of the Day
"What does the old Nazi call his favorite reclining chair? Mein Kampfy chair."
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"I Sir Ender declare war on ... wait wait we surrender"
"There are two reasons I would never drink from a toilet Number 1, and number 2"
"*hears suspicious noise in backyard, is too lazy to get up & investigate* *smells cookies baking at neighbors house, immediately goes over*"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the cross the road? To ge to the gay kids house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."
"So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."
"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is ""Charles"". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded."
"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ."
"How did the escape artist annoy r/jokes?"
"I usually like to go fishing... Just for the halibut"