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"Hot, single, raccoons in your area want to rummage through your garbage."
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"The pilot asks over the PA system whether there's a doctor on board From the back a guy shouts ""I'm a vegan!"""
"It is better to be on seventh heaven, rather than on the seventh month."
"Trump walks into a bar.... Because it was set so low."
"Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here"
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"Don't do anything rash - inept doctor trying to keep a skin eruption from spreading"
"""I am the perfect age for this shit."" -- Roger Murtaugh, age 22"
"Laughing at your mistakes could lengthen your life. Laughing at your spouse's mistakes WILL shorten it..."
"What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay."