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Joke of the Day
"Hot, single, raccoons in your area want to rummage through your garbage."
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"What did the koala bear say to the barber? You ca-lip this?"
"If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day."
"Lady next to me in the hospital waiting room told me she has diarrhea. I must have one of those ""tell me if you have diarrhea"" faces."
"What do you call a cow with Parkinson's? Beef jerky"
"what do you call a deaf Gorilla? Anything you like he cannot hear you"
"Why can't American engineers design linear actuators? Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom."
"congrats to those who made it onto my ""Not A Lizard"" spreadsheet in 2015. to the rest of u, better luck next year and/or die reptilian scum."
"Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel."
"Demi Lovato is my favorite singer that is half human, half Lovato."