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Joke of the Day
"What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"
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"Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven ""ate"" nine."
"Saw a man selling umbrellas in the rain today. He ironically was umbrella-less. When I asked him why, he replied: ""Man, I don't stay dry off my own supply."""
"Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio."
"""I feel your pane""- Guy walking into your window."
"Man's March (on Washington) Can be observed every day at 8am. Also known as going to work."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? [chokes]"
"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."
"I am eternally grateful to whoever donated organs for my surgery... I'll always hold a little piece of them close to my heart."
"what do you call a fraction where the numerator is bigger than the denominator?(dirty joke) missionary position."