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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year. ( )"
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"Wife: Who let the boys out? Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out?! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going.."
"I have a disorder where I see Tom Jones lyrics wherever I go But it's not unusual"
"Commas make all the difference He was fucking up, until the end. He was fucking, up until the end."
"Yo' mama is so fat, when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes."
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