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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have the other thinks you have what he treats."

"Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016 Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision"

"The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter."

"What cooks better than women? Jews."

"Who is the idiot that called it ""possession of marijuana"" and not ""joint custody""?"

"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ""What ya doin'?"" She said, ""Buying luggage."""

"Once I made the mistake of telling Jesus to take the wheel on a Sunday. Once."

"""Maybe like a tiny bed for your face."" - pillow pitch meeting"

"I was watching the men's hockey at the commonwealth games today, I was thinking it must be a very dangerous game to play, I mean half the Indian team were running around with bandages on their heads"

"Heard about the seafood diet? You see food and you eat it."