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Joke of the Day
"When people post about their 5 year olds, they're talking about wine right?"
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"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to suck my dick."
"How come sheeps don't fly........... Because they are scared of the Airwolf."
"What car is it best to grow grass on? K-K-K-Kia"
"So Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says ""OH SNAP"""
"My electronegativity class in college was such a blow off class! I got an F on all my exams for the class, but I still managed to maintain a 4.0 GPA."
"Got an IPad from my black friend... And it runs faster."
"Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't nature beat me to it."
"Guy just asked me where a public phone was, I told him 1987."
"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it date an emotionally available, age-appropriate, nice, single guy with a good job."