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Joke of the Day
"Guy just asked me where a public phone was, I told him 1987."
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"I have a foot fetish, but only for left feet. I know you are thinking ""That ain't right."""
"My son has stolen my iPad to play minecraft. Please retweet this so the notifications disrupt his playing."
"The best revenge is to show them that your life is getting better after they're gone"
"Yo mama's so dumb... She heard it was chilly outside and ran and got a bowl"
"I bought some drugs from a shoe dealer They were unlaced, and I still got high as heel..."
"My sister's zodiac sign was cancer, which is really ironic to how she died She got squashed by a giant fucking crab"
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."
"Shall I tell you the joke about the body snatchers? Best not, you might get carried away."
"What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese? Mi Kase es su Kase."