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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to suck my dick."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Mould them into a tire, and call it a GoodYear"

"What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets? ""Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot""."

"Did you hear about the tumblr user who wrote a play about foxes? They called it Fennec-Kin's Wake"

"Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine."

"Don't be that guy that goes around saying ""Don't Be That Guy."""

"Counting Crows #GoodBandNameBadFirstDate"

"Why did? Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give."

"When the girl working the counter says ""would you like fries with that?"" say..""are you calling me fat??"" then burst into tears. Free meal."

"Overall productive day.. *Ordered Batman boxer briefs & matching knee socks *Called my mom *Bought an Xbox game, & a goat, on Craigslist"