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Joke of the Day

"Ladies: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...oh sorry thats wine...wine does that."

"BREAKING NEWS: vaccinations do not work [camera cuts to several deflated balloon animals] look at these poor fellas"

"Politically correct joke"

"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"

"Whales in a bar Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, ""OUUHHHHWAHHHHHHH OUHHHHHHH AHHHH"" and the second one replies, ""Shut up Steve, you're drunk!"""

"A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, ""You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You've got a drink named Steve?"""

"me as a realtor: This house does include a crawl space. It's probably full of bones already, but you can always add more bones yourself."

"What is the difference between a stalking African Pygmy and a jogging Jane Fonda? One of them is a cunning runt."

"Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender? When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through"

"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, apart from the fact that no one made any sandwiches."