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Joke of the Day

"Whales in a bar Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, ""OUUHHHHWAHHHHHHH OUHHHHHHH AHHHH"" and the second one replies, ""Shut up Steve, you're drunk!"""

"My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair."

"What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns? I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)"

"Jesus: Those were the times when I carried you son Me: And when the vending machine ate my dollar? Jesus: That time you bought me a Snickers"

"Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk."

"Wrestling is so stupid..... .....Men with no pants fighting for a belt"

"Chihuahua is my favorite pet that is also the sound I make during a bikini wax."

"It's the 21st century, people. Why in the world do we still have mornings?"

"There's a new 12 step program for people who can't stop talking. On-and-on-anon."

"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean."