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Joke of the Day
"What do dolphins like to listen to? Podcasts."
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"Harassment. So a teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence. A boy stood up and said, ""Ok this is easy. I met a beautiful girl one day and harassment a lot to me"""
"Two penguins were sitting in bathtub... The first penguin says to the second penguin ""Hey, could you pass me the soap?"" The second penguin says ""What do I look like, *a radio?*"
"What travels down an alley and is full of holes? Batman's Parents."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents"
"What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti? A Pastatute"
"What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor"
"Where does Sean Connery shit? On the couch!"
"This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon "
"God created man... and He used your face as a rough draft...."