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Joke of the Day
"My boss told me she would screw me if I worked all the free overtime I possibly could."
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"I lost my mittens and my girlfriend today. One might say that I'm in between gloves."
"Alien 1: ""Did the humans get our message?"" Alien 2: ""Yeah, but they named it dub-step and dance to it."""
"These poker chips must be stale, they taste horrible."
"Q: How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning? A: She opens the car door."
"You had me at ""there's no security cameras."""
"Woman of my dreams My wife asked this morning, ""How come you don't wake up with an erection?"" I replied, ""Because you're the woman of my dreams."""
"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."
"I got stopped outside the pharmacy today, by a woman holding a clipboard. ""What products do you use for grooming?"" she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, ""Facebook"""
"What does Deadpool need? Someone to merc him shut up."