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Joke of the Day

"Alien 1: ""Did the humans get our message?"" Alien 2: ""Yeah, but they named it dub-step and dance to it."""

"What does a sperm and a politician have in common? They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human."

"- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you."

"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? ""The Wall"" by Pink Floyd"

"So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis According to her, it runs in our jeans."

"I used to own a nocturnal horse... She was a nightmare."

"Kissed a receipt to lighten my lipstick but I need it to return something & now some cashier is gonna think I'm flirting."

"How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!"

"IHTGYATSWTFIM = I had to Google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip..."