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Joke of the Day
"what did the router say to the doctor? It hertz when IP."
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"BAGPIPE VS. ONION Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe."
"Nine out of ten doctors agree that dying is bad for your health. The other doctor is clad in a dark robe and carrying a scythe."
"Say what you will about Vlad the Impaler He was one hell of a proctologist."
"Want a slutty costume? Dress up as my professors, they barely cover up anything important."
"I run down a hospital corridor, clutching the mustard dispenser I liberated from the cafeteria. Earlier I had a plan. Now I have mustard."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."
"What's faster than light? Darkness, my old friend."
"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky... Otherwise they would've called it a teethbrush!"
"I love to hold my wife's hand when we are out. If I let go, she shops."