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Joke of the Day
"Say what you will about Vlad the Impaler He was one hell of a proctologist."
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"What do you get if you cross a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"Guess what God said to Joan Rivers when she just arrived in Heaven? Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as beautiful as he is"
"Is this sub Pi? There seems to be an endless supply of jokes, and I swear it's gonna repeat itself at some point."
"What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza? Little Seizures..."
"A math pickup line...You're so hot....... You make me wanna SCATTER my PLOT. :)"
"How does the Black Knight sneeze? ""Have-at-choo!"""
"I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]"
"Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday."
"I guess I'm getting old. Now when I hear ""Pour Some Sugar On Me"" I think of 2 things. Who's cleaning it up and I hope we don't get ants."