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Joke of the Day
"Puns about women are not funny. Period."
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"A girl's ass is like an onion... ...It'll give you really bad breath if you eat it raw!"
"He died doing what he loved, my now ex-wife"
"Q: What is lemonade? A: When you help an old lemon across the street."
"And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses."
"Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!"
"How do you kill a fox? Give him a fake leg and make him run across Canada."
"About yesterdays Alabama vs. Auburn game... I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday."
"What is Obama's last name? care"
"You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car."