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Joke of the Day
"What is Obama's last name? care"
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"Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live,. So I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved."
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"Do you know where my potted cactus went? [OC] Well, I can't put my finger on it..."
"My daughter always said she wanted to see her name up in lights... You should've seen the smile on her face when she turned to look at me and say: ""Daddy, what's an 'Amber Alert'?"""
"I won the lottery for a million dollars today."
"You're a guy, therefore you can't ""hehehehe""."
"I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes."
"We saw a patient in the emergency room today... He had fallen into an upholstering machine. It was touch and go for a while but...   ...he's fully recovered."
"What do you call a whale with erectile dysfunction? Mopey Dick."