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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is lemonade? A: When you help an old lemon across the street."
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"I got ripped off buying a tarantula from the pet shop Should have just got one off the web"
"What is green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree A pool table"
"What did the Father of Judaism sleep on? An Abra-Hammock I'm sorry"
"I once tried to pick up a lady with a sausage joke.. ..I don't think it could have gone any wurst"
"Do you know why there are no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."
"This is how clickbait works."
"My great great grandfather died at Custer's last stand? He didn't die fighting he was camping nearby and went over to complain about the noise."
"Eating a box of Thin Mints doesn't make you thin. Apparently."
"linuxmint 13 or 15 question why does 13 have lts and not newer versions?"