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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she."

"""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What"

"*SEXIST* If the man's bathrooms on the left, where is the woman's... Even further left because they HAVE NO RIGHTS!"

"How do you catch an Elephant? Dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and line the outside with peas. So when the Elephant comes to take a pea, you can kick him in the ash hole."

"Dear Shirtless Guy in his Profile Pic, You REALLY want to impress girls? Get a job & pose in front of your cubicle."

"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."

"Honey, I have good news,and bad news Which one do you want to hear first? -Tell me the good news. -You' re gonna become an aunt."

"Ted Cruz believes in Creationism so he was really pissed off his daughters could be monkeys."

"I'm part of a club for people with parkinson's We have our own hand shake"