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Joke of the Day

"Honey, I have good news,and bad news Which one do you want to hear first? -Tell me the good news. -You' re gonna become an aunt."

"WHAT'S a pirate's fav'rite Letter? Aye, ye think it be RRRRR, but it's the C."

"Where do you send a Jew with ADHD? A concentration camp!"

"Good ol' misogynistic joke What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Two good fucking lessons taught."

"Yes he's financially stable & hasn't been to jail for domestic violence like the other guy but I can change the other guy wait & see - Women"

"Racial Humor NSFW As a white man, I may not get to say the N word, but at least I can say other phrases, like ""Thanks for the warning officer!"" Or ""Hey dad!"""

"Ex-girlfriend I used to date this girl with a lazy eye...it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents? Juana Sum Peeksa."

"Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave two blondes drowned."

"A man went to jail for sexually abusing a monkey. He was an apeist!"