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Joke of the Day

"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."

"Who called them ""homo erectus'"" and not... Wait, that's actually pretty funny. Good job guy who named them ""homo erectus'"""

"I'm in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band."

"Roses are brown Violets are brown Who took a shit in my garden?"

"I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder. I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time..."

"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date? OMG!"

"Carrot Top's hair should be green. Either that, or I don't understand the anatomy of a carrot as fully as I think I do."

"What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold."

"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."

"When there are no volunteers, they get appointed."