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Joke of the Day

"""Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor""- John joyfully sings as he walks off with the 'Caution: wet floor' sign"

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"I'm sorry I tried to steal your baby, but my kids don't smell good anymore."
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"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."