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Joke of the Day

"""Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor""- John joyfully sings as he walks off with the 'Caution: wet floor' sign"

"Did you guys hear the one about the mascara and the lipstick? The relationship was alright, but the make-up sex was amazing."

"I heard Nintendo once planned to change Donkey Kong's name for their audience in Germany There, he was originally gonna be called ""Danke Kong"""

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine."

"She said, ""Are you even listening to me? This is important!"" I said, ""I don't know, pizza?"" And that's how the fight started"

"These poker chips must be stale, they taste horrible."

"Why aren't iPhone chargers called apple juice?"

"Why do Pillows work? Cause they're white"

"What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved"

"What does the murderer say after he kills someone with a nail gun? Nailed it."