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Joke of the Day

"What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway? Through the windshield"

"Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women? American women get stoned before they commit adultery.."

"Me and my German girlfriend like to rate our sex on a one to ten scale while having sex. So last night we were having sex and we tried anal. The whole time she was yelling out nine!"

"Don't worry, it's not sexist! I'm half woman on my mothers side."

"If at first you don't succeed, do it the way I told you!"

"Did you hear about the girl who was found masturbating while on her period? She was caught red handed"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? ...Yarn"

"There are only a few people I can say ""You're one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook."

"Why couldn't the homosexual Irishman with an oral fixation order at the restaurant? He only spoke gaelic"

"good dancer:D :D hahah Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."