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Joke of the Day
"What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway? Through the windshield"
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"At a family gathering of Rednecks, NEVER say ""come at me bro"""
"What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof? He gets stumped."
"Give a man a jacket and he can leave the house during Winter. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never leave the house."
"Indians are better with computers because they are the 1's who invented 0's"
"Someone told me I am bad at driving I told them that if they didn't like my driving, they should get off the sidewalk."
"Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!"
"I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. They should be re-branded as super-commas."
"What do Japanese people do when they have erections? Vote!"
"I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended."