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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama... Yo mama so old and so fat that when she sat down, they called it the Cambrian mass extinction."

"I got fired for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer at work. She got fired too."

"Maybe wishes would come true if instead of throwing a penny in a fountain you threw something in that wasn't completely useless."

"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter that son of a bitch still won't come when u call it"

"My friend is an anorexic atheist. He thin."

"My girlfriend just made a peepeeAND a poppy at the same time Should I break up with her?"

"What do you call an unidentifiable eating disorder? An a-nom-aly"

"I hate songs about how hard it is to be on the road. Stop being a musician if you don't like it. Apply to law school."

"had anyone heard of the new patriot themed beer. I heard it wasn't that good, it was A little flat."

"I have decided that I am not a 30 something. I am 29.95, plus shipping and handling."