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Joke of the Day

"How do historians know Hitler had a drinking problem? White Russians were the death of him."

"What is Nux's favorite browser? Chrome."

"The legal system is like bleach, Works perfectly for whites, but not with colors."

"I decided to put laxatives in my weed brownies... Just for shits and giggles!"

"Boss told me to glue 2 pieces of wood together Totally nailed it"

"Can you at least smile if you're gonna be in the background of my selfie, Doc? (takes off rubber glove) ""You can pull up your pants now."""

"What would I do if Future tried talking to me? I'd autotune him out. :)"

"What do you call a dog with no legs and brass balls? Sparky"

"A book just fell on my head.. and I've only got myshelf to blame."

"I was painting the house with my kids yesterday. It was fun and all, but I wasn't sure where to hide the bodies."