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Joke of the Day
"My kleptomania is getting worse I even stole this joke"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. Not banging my friends."
"Some people like to stir the pot... ...I prefer to smoke it."
"Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!"
"My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person"
"Friend: ""Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?"" Me: ""Sure"" *walks up to girl* *whispers* ""magnanimous"""
"Halfway through a wash, my washing machine started demanding sex from me, right here right now. It was the menstrual cycle."
"I put 1 ball in my pocket. But, my friend found 3."
"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."
"Why did Courteney Cox? Because Lisa Kudrow."