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Joke of the Day
"My kleptomania is getting worse I even stole this joke"
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"One venti cheeseburger please."
"Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said ""Nay!"""
"What did Tanto call the lone ranger after he started treatment for cancer? Chemosabi"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck"
"What did the pedophile write on his Tinder profile? Netflix and Chilldren"
"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell. She's got a grenade in her mouth."
"This bicyclist in front of me sure dresses like he could be pedaling faster."
"Let go.. New perspective.. If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, . . . . nobody wanted them."
"Friends from school are like hot dogs You have them because they're there, not because you love them"