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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck"

"A German, an American and a Russian...... A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""

"When do you stop at green, and go at red? when eating watermelon"

"66% of Canadians were unimpressed with ""The Revenant"", or as it's known in Canada, ""Pretty Average Day"""

"My wife says ""Don't walk away when I'm talking to you"" when 1. she's not talking, she's yelling, and 2. I'm not walking away, I'm retreating"

"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""

"Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn't mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest."

"My biggest fear is that I have already discovered time travel and I will bump into myself and spoil the surprise."

"Relationships and Algebra are very similar! Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."