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Joke of the Day
"Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand."
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"What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig? A'merkin"
"What is Moby Dicks dad's name? Poppa Boner"
"What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? A chewing gum"
"I said hello to a feminist... my court trial is tomorrow"
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten tickles!"
"What do robots eat? A bit of this and a byte of that. Courtesy of /u/DabsyGalore here http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1dnslv/i_made_a_working_rollercoaster_using_only_canned/c9s630i"
"A funny 1-liner I'm more tired than the Michelin Man."
"It really hurts for me to say this but... I have a sore throat."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs can't cum"