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Joke of the Day

"What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy."

"Dry humping is not an acceptable substitute for a hug."

"What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician? With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed..."

"What did fish A say to fish B? Wasabi?"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they just beat the room for being black."

"The people who think Obamacare is failing thought George W. Bush was succeeding."

"Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon"

"HAPPY NEW YEAR letter to mods AAEEHNPPRWYY"

"Kevin, children are allowed to order pizzas. You don't have to make the delivery guy think he's being shot at by gangsters. For christ sake."

"I often find myself crying during sex... Probably from the pepper spray..."