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Joke of the Day

"My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course I've never heard it get thrown out a window before."

"I like my women like I like my trail mix... With nuts."

"Menstruation jokes are not funny. Period."

"its cool that chameleons can blend in with their environment but at a certain points it's like just do u homie!!!"

"A magician is walking down the street He turns into a store"

"If you get ash on your clothing don't brush it off, blow ot off. Otherwise you'll just rub it in."

"Why did the unicycle win the race? Because the bicycle was two tired."

"I'm giving up spellcheck for Lant"

"A good name for a dog would be syndrome. Because then you could say down, syndrome. -courtesy of norm macdonald ;)"

"During an argument with my wife, she dropped the old ""why did you even marry me?"" line. Apparently ""Your sister was already taken"" was not the right answer."