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Joke of the Day
"Why did the unicycle win the race? Because the bicycle was two tired."
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"Why is a coin factory so logical? Because it makes cents."
"ME: WOW! Bigfoot! BIGFOOT: Hey Smallfoot M: U call us Smallfoot? BF: U have small feet M: no, urs r big BF: mine r normal M: huh BF: see ya"
"Because they need to bring young people to the church, insiders say the front runner for Pope is Seth MacFarlane."
"The Sahara desert walks into a bar. The barman says ""long time no sea."""
"'Ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - Putin"
"How do you know ancient Egyptians were black? Because they never dig up daddies."
"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential..."
"I had to grease a lot of palms to get to where I am today *cut to me oiling up tropical trees* haha excellent"