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Joke of the Day

"I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward it installs NT 4.0!"

"There should be a specific type of doctor for being on call. They'd be called cancer-ogists ^because^cancer^doctors^are^oncologists"

"The White Walkers don't need to attack The Known World as they all kill each other there anyway."

"Joke that will piss off any feminists how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None that's a man's job."

"The speed at which you walk into the liquor store says a lot about you as a person."

"My parents are so strict.. they yelled at me cause i only got a B on my bloodtest."

"If only 10 people were to stay alive in this world. what number of healthy males do you think is a good number? And how many females?"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? We shot the only one with a dream."

"""This surgical knife isn't sharp,"" ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly."

"If Pokemon had a national holiday, what would it be called? Ash Wednesday"