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Joke of the Day

"I've recently invented a new gaseous compound I like to call 'Fuh'. I like to spray myself with it before I go out. It often causes people to Fuh-cough."

"I bet people who are actually from West Philadelphia get really tired of telling people where they were born and raised."

"What does a Hot Pepper and a Prostitute have in common? Your dick burns like hell after you stick it in. Side Note: I just realized how much I love prostitute jokes."

"Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama."

"What's a boxers favorite joke? Punchline."

"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom."

"We're having sweet potato fries with dinner ""Haha sweet potatoes?"" DON'T ""Don't what?"" You're gonna make a dumb potato pun ""I YAM NOT!"""

"If cavemen had Twitter we would still not have fire."

"Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad? Because it wasn't prophet maximizing."

"Did you hear about the guy whose bank closed his account because he dropped his bowl of cereal? All his Chex bounced."