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Joke of the Day

"I got mad at a rock today. I chopped it in half with my lightsaber. Now there are two rocks. Send help. Now."

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"What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment."
"What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES."
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"Wondering why my jokes aren't being upvoted. All of my employees laugh at my jokes, so I'm obviously a funny guy."
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