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Joke of the Day

"What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES."

"Rene Descartes is chilling with his girlfriend. She asks: ""What are you thinking of?"" He says: ""Nothing."" and disappears."

"Why did the black man wipe his ass? Niggers and poo are the same thing!!!!!"

"Both my son and daughter love reddit. That must mean it's heredditary."

"What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on? Vin Diesel! : D Source: http://youtu.be/DmI_PcJQ6Wo"

"I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol. That's the last thing I remember."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"The definition of irony... Is not knowing the difference between a definition and an example."

"What was a positive accomplishments made by the Nazi party? The leader killed Hitler OP: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3grkqb/what_were_some_positive_accomplishments_made_by/"

"Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta."