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"What goes up and never comes down? Your age!"
"[job interview] interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: that's a trick question there is no c in any of those words"
"Nice try, PG-13 comedies."
"Do they make special shoes for gingers with no soles?"
"I came into some wealth recently, but it turns out my bank doesn't accept that kind of deposit."
"I heard a 7 year old tell this amazing joke the other day. What is Mario's favorite material? Denim denim denim! *musical*"
"How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress? They have a lot of patients"
"I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is she said "" To inspire and then expire"""
"That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology."